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People magazine named Hugh Jackman the Sexiest Man Alive. Show us who you think should hold that title.

Oh, I don't know.  I don't care much, honestly.  Plus, my answer would probably change from moment to moment.  At this moment, for example, it would have to be Daniel Craig because I re-watched Casino Royale last week in anticipation of seeing the new Bond film in the theatres sometime soon, and the commercial for the movie just played on the television, and well, he's just too cool for school.

But the only reason I even clicked on this vox hunt to reply to it is because I went to see what other voxers uploaded in reply to the vox hunt, and went scrolling through photos.  There were all the predictable ones... George Clooney, Johnny Depp, various real-life boyfriends and husbands.  And some less predictable ones, whose names I don't even know, like some boy that looks like a girl, and Ryan Gosling, and even Michael Douglas.

But I don't know... I did a double-take when I spotted this one. 

Yeah, a double-take.  A very unpleasant kind of double-take.  Is it just me, or is the guy who does the voice of Melman just not in the same category as the rest?  In fact this photo just bothers me, in the same way it would bother me to see my great uncle mac in the same pose.  It's not that he's unattractive, he's just... Ross, Melman, someone's goofy annoying brother.  Sexy?  I'm just not feeling it.

In the same way you might take a drink of cool water after tasting something you don't really enjoy, I'm going to cleanse my visual palate with this: